i’ve never seen something so accurate
"where's his ghost?"
pretty sure doom bot veigar just nuked the server
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
there are two girls in the store right now and one of them’s holding the other one around the waist and saying things in French and I’m thinking it’s probably dirty things because my Mum speaks French fluently, is in earshot of them, and just turned bright red
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate